Kink In The Mind

They took me to the trick cyclist
He said I was a cycle path
Without any feelings.
Well I'm not laying down
For him to ride over me.
I'll wring his bloody neck
And not think twice about it.

Nae feelings?
They boy shouldn't have bothered me
When I was walking home
From the robbery.
All right he only asked me
What time it was
But it was the way he did it.

Anyway, how was I to know
When I threw him off
The railway bridge
There would be a train
Coming along so promptly?

They keep asking me for 
Reasons
They're all bloody cracked
How dare they question
	   Me
Their leader Benito.
You can call me Ben.
It was me who made
That train run on time.

Alexander Hawksville